CBS News recently reported that Police in Canada are using Nickelback as a punishment for drunk driving. Turns out that if you're caught driving drunk in the Kensington area, not only will you get arrested, the popo will blare Silver Side Up for you the whole way to the station! Now I will leave my thoughts and statements on Nickelback as a band out of this, but this whole story is absolutely hysterical. Not just because actual police officers are actually threatening people with an actual Nickelback CD, but because of how many drunk college kids are going to yell "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH" in the back of a cop car while they're home for Christmas break! I can't make this stuff up guys, I promise this is real, you can click that CBS news link up there to see it for yourself. And seriously, don't drive drunk. It's not cool, and you'll have to listen to Nickelback.