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Almost Adequate Episode 11

Almost Adequate Episode 11

With a new episode coming up tonight at 7:30 on Facebook Live, I decided to revisit the previous attempt, this time in Youtube Quality!

In this episode, we let Abernathy Miller dress us up as we celebrated her nuptials in the most obnoxious way we could. Enjoy the show!


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Motivational Video for your Monday

Motivational Video for your Monday

​​Drunks can be downright inspiring when they want to be. 


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Tess' House Sitting Instructions Article III Section 4A, 4B

Tess' House Sitting Instructions Article III Section 4A, 4B

​I'm taking vacation for the rest of the week and I made the possibly poor decision to let Tess house sit. I have created a 14 page instruction manual for her during my time away. The following appears on page 12 and I'm posting it here for her to see, because I'm fairly certain she's allergic to reading things over 5 pages long.


​​Section 4 - Cat Care
    - A) Mischa (responds to "Meesh Meesh" and "Daddy's Favorite Kitteh")

She likes it when I wear this shirt

- Feed her the kibble in the brown bag and the wet food in cans by the fridge. 

- She's going to want to sleep on your chest, neck, or head. Let her. 

- She's going to want to want lick the water off your legs when you're done showering. Let her. This is called "Mischa Shower Kitty Time". This is her one of her favorite things, second only to ... 

- "Mischa Potty Kitty Time". She'll want to be pet while you poo. Pet her (BEFORE you wipe). 

- Speaking of petting, I've enclosed a helpful diagram showing exactly where she needs pets. (see below)

   - Clear her litter box daily, otherwise she might get matted turds in her fluffy tail. 

   - When/if you're Tail Turd Harvesting, she'll want to look you directly in the eyes. Let her. She enjoys the degradation of humans.




B) Skylar (I don't know what else he responds to because I don't talk to him. He's an Asshole)

"I'm a big dummy." LOLOLOL. But seriously, f**k him.

​- Feed him a healthy diet of ridicule (and kibble I guess, but AFTER Meesh Meesh eats). Don't you dare give him wet food. He's fat enough already. 

- If Kitty Diabetes finally catches up to the bloated cretin while I'm gone, you'll find a shallow grave pre-dug for him in the backyard. Bury him and I'll figure out a lie to tell the Ladyfriend when I get home.


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Her Bionic Arm Somehow Makes Her Hotter (Video)

Her Bionic Arm Somehow Makes Her Hotter (Video)

​Nicole Kelly, the current Miss Iowa was born without a left forearm. She recently received a bionic arm and the video showing her attempting tasks with the new arm is downright adorable. I think I have a new fetish.



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New Episode of Almost Adequate (Live from Nuber's Basement)

New Episode of Almost Adequate (Live from Nuber's Basement)

​We went around the Arena District and ask folks hard hitting questions like "Which suburb of Columbus would you nuke if you had to?" Also, we went in depth on the horrific pumpkin theft that took place in Clintonville. A new episode is coming up on 10/5 where the cast and crew will be continuing to strive for "Rock Bottom". It's going to be fun and will be broadcast LIVE on the Blitz's Facebook page. 



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