BREAKING NEWS: An Alligator minding it's own dang business recently had their privacy invaded by nosy humans with cellphone cameras. The Gator was seen spooning an inflatable gator in a swimming pool. You can learn more about this great event here.
A man in a dying relationship with his El Salvadorian wife attempted to deport her from the US. He attempted to bribe an ICE officer to help him accomplish his demands, but it backfired and landed his rear end in prison. More details here.