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Sexy Surprise Gone Wrong!


A woman took to TikTok to share how her attempt to spice up the relationship with her husband went horribly wrong. In the video he shows a piece of lingerie to the camera and says she's going to put it on for him before he gets home from work … She says she is going to go outside and meet him at his car wearing just that. So when he pulls up and she runs out to get into the car, wearing nothing but the lingerie, imagine her surprise when she realizes his grandmother is in the backseat. They both look mortified, understandably. At least the grandmother was nice about it and said she looked good! 

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World's Ugliest Dog Crowned


Mr. Happy Face, a 17-year-old Chinese Crested-Chihuahua mix with with a punk hairdo and long tongue hanging out of his mouth, was crowned the winner of the 2022 World's Ugliest Dog Contest on Friday in Petaluma, California.

Mr. Happy Face's owner, Janeda Banelly, says she adopted the looker last year from a shelter in Arizona after he was rescued from a hoarder's house. At the time, she was told that Mr. Happy Face was in poor health and had multiple tumors and was given about a month to live. Banelly says, "He was the happiest creature that I had ever met. He hobbled up to me and chose me. I vowed that day, he would be so loved that he would never remember how awful his previous life had been." (Today) 

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Kirsch's First Concert


A survey found that 60% of respondents said they remember every second of the first live concert they went to, and 56% remember how happy they felt.  So this got me thinking.  I'm pretty sure that everyone on earth has a cooler "my first concert" story.  

I can't say I remember how I felt.  But my first concert was:  GLORIA ESTEFAN AND THE MIAMI SOUND MACHINE!  Hey.  Don't judge. It was 1988.  Ok yeah.  You can go ahead any judge anyhow.  I was 10 at that point (now you're doing math and trying to figure out how old I am) and my parents scored some sweet, free tickets for her show at the Civic Arena in Pittsburgh.  I had no choice!  Hahahah.

1...2...3...4....come on baby say you love me!

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Grandma KILLS Rob Zombie on Karaoke Night!


Ladies and gentlemen - I give you the single most badass grandma in America!  She could have picked ANY song to slay on karaoke night.  And she picked DRAGULA!  Click on grandma to hear her performance :)

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That's One Seriously Kinky Fish!


Ever hear one of those "you won't believe the fish I caught" stories from one of your buddies?  This one tops EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

A couple of fishing buddies in Indiana recently reeled in a one-of-a-kind catfish and it wasn't easy. You could say, it was very hard.

Richard Kesar and his friend Jon Hoop were fishing on the Ohio River when Hoop hooked his first-ever blue catfish. As he unhooked it and held it up for his pal to take a picture, they both noticed some large lumps inside the fish's stomach. They took it home to clean it up and cut it open to see what this fish had eaten. They were stunned by what they found. In addition to a half-eaten fish, there was a foam ball and a large sex toy. Kesar says, "I have no idea how or why it ended up in the river." Also, why did the fish eat it? 

Photo: Richard Kesar/Facebook

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