​To be clear, I'm not really hoping for a new installment of "Paul Blart Mall Cop" I just hope this is a staged event. In fact, I don't have any details on the video, so let's just appreciate the absurdity.

​​​Big thanks to Lzzy for taking the time to call in and being utterly delightly in the process. They're coming to Express live on 8/7 and "Vicious" comes out 7/27.

​First a few facts on the video:

- Axl wrote the song in 1983, almost a decade before it was turned into a video (1992). According to sources, there was a 17 minute version of the song recorded in 1985, just prior to the "Appetite..." sessions that has never been released.

- The video cost $1,000,000 (1.8 million in 2018 dollars) making it one of the most expensive music videos ever.

- This is the first video from the 20th Century to reach a billion views.

Enjoy the 9+ minute masterpiece.

​Here is Dave's interpretation of what happened...

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Here is the promo he's referring to...

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The most remarkable part isn't Dave's impression, but the fact that nobody even cracked a smile when Walken said the band's name.

​The Interview:

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Video for Against the Wall:

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Video of Seether covering Black Honey from Thrice: