It's the movie Disney would probably have stopped . . . if they had legal grounds. But they didn't. And so yesterday, the first trailer dropped for the horror movie "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey".
And it looks like it could be kinda decent. Did I just say that??The clip starts out with Christopher Robin returning to the Hundred Acre Wood he abandoned years ago . . . with his fiancée.
He's expecting everything to be just like he left it, but he's so, so wrong. Pooh and Piglet have gone FERAL . . . and it looks like they've offed Eeyore along the way.
It makes me wonder what they would have had in mind if they decided to use the Heffalumps and Woozles. You know, the actual monsters in the Pooh stories...Hi, i'm a time traveler from year 2055. Honestly, everyone forgot that Winnie the Pooh was a cartoon character. We all know him from the slasher series. Now, i'm off to see "Winnie the Pooh X: Honey in space", see you later!
COMING SOON TO DVD AND VOD WORLDWIDE. Here's the trailer:
(Photo by Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images)
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